Wednesday, February 21, 2007

Serpent's Teeth and People who Ruin Ruins


So I was just in Chichen Itza this past week and you know what I can't stand people who steal serpent's teeth. I don't mean this in a literal sense but as more of hyperbole or metaphor or whatever. What I really mean is people who desecrate historical sites/things of beauty and awe in this world. Because of these idiots, everything in the world will be surrounded by a gate and untouchable. You thought it was bad enough that you can't get any closer to me a.k.a. god/insert your savior here's gift to earth. But seriously why does one rotten apple gotta go ruin it for the whole orchard? And seriously it's not like anyone is going to be able to tell it's a bloody serpent's tooth, there is is some stones in my backyard I could pass off as a pretty nice set of canines.

Anna Nicole Smith


Okay, first of all, if I have to hear once more about Anna Nicole Smith, I'll move to a cabin in the woods without any type of modern communications including the telegraph. Anyways, let me start by saying that I do feel that Anna Nicole's life and death were quite tragic. Maybe not as tragic as the results I got from using TrimSpa but still quite tragic. I feel though that she is truly an inspiration. I mean if enough plastic surgery can make you hot and then famous, then there is still hope for me to become a shrimp de-pooper and for you to become a fireman/princess/actor/lottery winner. I guess the moral of the story is even if you can't buy love you can always buy plastic surgery.

Why Me, Why Now?


So Why Did I Decide to Start a Blog? Yes, I know there are more tools in the blogosphere than at home depot. Yes, I fully understand that creating a blog is an egotistic act. I mean you're expecting people to think your rants are worth reading. But why should common-sense stop me now, it never did before. Please take a seat and Enjoy!

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