Give A Hoot

There is nothing I hate more than trash that people throw around a trash can. See I work at Starbucks and when the trash can at the drive-thru is full, people just throw it next to it. I don't understand this. Are they really too lazy to hold onto it until the find another trash can? I mean I know these things are as scarce as five-leaf clovers but come on people. I mean if your gonna throw it on the ground you might as just well drop it in the middle of the sidewalk. On another note, I hate when people don't recycle when there is a recycling can right next to a garbage can. Like are these people really against recycling and trying to make a statement?

Diapers and Love Triangles

So I'm sure you've all heard about the astronaut who wore the diaper so she could go and kill someone trying to steal her lover. First of all she deserves an A+ for effort. I thought wearing a diaper was only useful so you could play WoW night and not let your guild down. Turns out there is other reasons to defecate on yourself. Anyway looks like someone bought the rights to turn in into a movie. Now talk about the shit hitting the fan(s).